They say laughter is the best medicine! Most often than not, we take working out seriously but exercising can be extremely funny too. Life is definitely better if we smiles on our faces!
Funny quotes about fitness can make things lighter and easier. Sometimes it is great not to take ourselves too seriously and crack jokes about things we do. I always think that if you know how to laugh at yourself, it makes you feel better and healthier.
Get ready to move those face muscles and prepare yourself for a chuckle!
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Bill Murray
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you’re a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That’s the way to get an idea.
Andy Rooney
My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you’re a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That’s the way to get an idea.
Logain Clendening
Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful.
Denis Diderot
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Clement Freud
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
John Mortimer
I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital.
Astrid Alauda
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life’s sensational pleasures.
Robert Benchley
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
Older people shouldn’t eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Anonymous
Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Anonymous
Fitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body.
Cher
Hi Baby Abs! I see you!! I hope to meet your other Ab friends soon!! (Yes, I am talking to my muscles. I’ve never met most of them before!)
Khloe Kardashian
I only work out because I really really like donuts!!!
Anonymous
Let’s have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.
Earl Blumenauer
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